A re-launch of the illustrated observations of gnome habits, anatomy and lifestyle designed for all age groups.

2004-12-08 Everything about gnomes u were to scared to ask

This book is a gem in a world of useless books on meaningless subject matter. I have many gnomes but my favourite is called jeffery, he has a beard when its cold which he ties round his waist. The book helps me to understand jeffery in his everyday actions and to forgive him his little foibles like smoking cigarettes and not playing chess with me. In short this book is great for developing a working relationship with ones gnomes. Also recommended for the casual gnomehobbyist who wants just enough theory to work with.