2008-03-07 relly, relly good

Why do people keep knocking celebrities like Paris Hilton all the time? she is such a star, you are all so jealous, you are so beautiful Paris. I wanna be a star just like you Paris I even carrie my dog Lucy around in my carrier bag, only thing is Paris she is a Dobermann Pinncher and she don't like it Paris. She wees on my shopping Paris.
I was so upset Paris when they sent you to prison, how I cried and cried. Prison is not for celebrities that's what I told them Paris. I could not eat or sleep for days and my weight dropped to 22 stone Paris. When you came out of prison you showed so much grace and courage aginst what they have done to you, people should look at the way the Birmingham six reacted compared to you Paris, Paddy Hill had a face like a slapped bum, you were like a princess Paris. I cried again, this time tears of joy when you were released, I have to fight back the tears as I write this I know you love your fans and will be reading this Paris.
I wanna be just like you Paris I want to go into the bed and breakfast work also. It is not easy I live in a 1 bedroom flat in Croydon, it is on the 10th floor sometimes I dream it is a tall hotel like the Paris Hilton Paris until the smell of stale turds from the lift wafts in.
I have got your sex tape Paris and want to make one just like it but the man at the CO-OP says I would need to purchase some type of battering ram, what does he mean Paris?
We need celebrties like you Paris, you make us so happy why do they always say pay nursies more I have never one time seen a nurse in Heat or Vogue not even in womans weekly You do so much for the world Paris.
Are you gonna get a bird Paris cos the man at the CO-OP told me he heard you like a cockertoo is he right Paris?