After the runaway cult success of "You Couldn't Make It Up", "You Really Couldn't Make it up", "You Absolutely Couldn't Make It Up" and "You Positively Couldn't Make It Up", Jack Crossley returns with his latest cornucopia of wonderful anecdotes and strange goings-on from around the British Isles. In his many years as a newspaper journalist, Jack Crossley has collected literally thousands of these strange but true newspaper items. They are stories that you wouldn't believe if they weren't written down in black and white. "You Certainly Couldn't Make It Up" is another wonderful collection of irresistible whimsy; a testament to Great Britain's lasting legacy of eccentricity, bizarre bureaucracy and confounding stubbornness!